Dear Britney Spears:

For those of you who don't know Britney Spears pretty much had a break down this weekend. This is what I would tell her, if I could.

It's okay. You haven't been having the best time lately. You've made some mistakes, we all have. You fell in love with a looser... I've done it. You wanted a child. It's not like you don't have the money to support them. We were all behind you when you filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. I understand why you wanted to party so much. You were free. You needed to be free. We know that you had a baby sitter watching your children. We wanted you to have a big comeback.

This is my advice to you: Take your babies and go to Louisanna. Spend time with your family. Retreat to the country. Get away from LA, get away from the stress.

Maybe you're just a really big Demi Moore fan? She did the Vanity Fair cover pregnant and naked, you did the Harper's Bazaar cover naked and pregnant. She shaved her head... you shaved your head. Look at Demi's hair now, it's gorgeous. Better than ever. She totally took time off and raised her kids in the country. Now she's hotter than ever! Do the same honey. Just chill. If you want people behind you, make a smart choice.

This is my final peice of advice to you: Run away. Run far, far away. Go back to the simple things. Let your mother be a country grandma. She'll bake cookies and make soup.

Be intellegent, we know you're capable, and then we'll love you again

Sincerely,
Katherine Grandstrand